Racquet Ball the Video Game

The Rec Center here is open to the public for a fee of $178 a year. Because of this, a strange and humorous crowd gathers, especially in the racquet ball courts. It's exactly like any video game I've ever played. Starts out with lame push-over foot soldiers littering the street waiting to strike a worthless attack. Followed shortly by a very innept stage boss. The levels to follow are still cluttered with foot soldiers, usually more of them, but the bosses begin to look different as well as increase with difficulty. At the courts it works like this:
1. Beat foot soldiers = any new comer
2. Stage Bosses:
I. Old woman that can barely move b/c of intense arthritus
II. Petite asian woman that is very quick but easily destroyed with one simple move
III. Muscular, bald, tall black man (usually when serious skill is needed to pass)
IV. Slinky White Dude who is really freakin awesome but impatient
V. Old Wizardly White Guy who is AMAZING and patient and used to play pro
(The old woman and wizardly man are married in this scenario)

It's funny b/c you can't play one without passing the other. A couple weeks ago I played the old woman. It's rather easy to beat her if you can control your shot. Just putting it up against a wall away from her wins the point. Then after beating her a few times she reccommended I play the asain...I beat her. Just today I got to play the big bald black dude. Unfortunately I lost...we only plaed to five points though(5-3). I hope I get good enough to beat him, he's really good. If Mr. Martin was around I bet he would rank very high, prolly compete with Old Wizard White Guy...Maybe even become Demi-God.