Ranger Rick, Dude

The greatest Christmas present I received this season was a year's subscription to Ranger Rick. When I worked at the park, I read this mag. every lunch. When I was a kid, I lived off these. So getting it again monthly is sooo exciting to me. My favorite portion are the riddles. I open it and immidiatly check the riddles, I love it! Since I'll be getting this monthly, I'm going to add a new section to the blog, Ranger Rick Riddles. I'll post the riddles monthly, then a few days later I'll post the answers. See if you can guess them prior to their release, BUT NO CHEATING!

(By the way, two editions were here when I returned from break, so here is two months worth of riddles. They also put in the COOLEST cross word and word search ever...I'm a word search junkie, Elisabeth sends me the word search that her apartment complex hands out each month)

Enjoy:

What is a mallard's favorite kind of movie?

What's the world's smelliest fish?

What's black white and blurry?

Why don't cheetahs ever take baths?

What's a bird's favorite fast food place?

What kind of dog plays with Barbies?

What do cows like to read?

What do you get when you cross a skunk with a fairy?

What do butterflies sleep on?

What do insects always take to the beach?

Why should you never tell a secret to a pig?

What does Santa say when he works in his garden?

Next time I'll split these up a bit more, so as to spread the excitement throughout the month.