Cheez is F'ing EXPENSIVE

I started doing the grocery shopping today. I always had an afliction for grocery shopping...I'm sure my fathers deep hatered that developed after working in said industry for thirty five years influenced me a great deal, but still I never enjoyed it that much. I was thinking about it the other day how I used to relate going to church with grocery shopping...both as a youngster are incredibly boring with out a youth group to attend. All of that said, today I started the grocery shopping and I'm pretty sure it's going to be mine for a long time. I've become oddly ok with that rather quickly. I almost always have Mon or Tues off, so I could easily do it without a huge crowd. Today was fun. It turns out I move very slowly and read the hell out of everything. I'm pretty sure if I was with Elisabeth, she would have shot me for taking too long, but I really enjoyed my new pace...much MUCH less frantic of how I remember it. I had the most distinct pleasure of rediscovering jello. How the HELL I forgot about jello is beyond me, but I found it again today, I've been born again.

Then when I got to the check out line I had the VERY exciting task of arranging the items so they fit perfectly with each other into a solid block with every UPC label perfectly facing the scanner to alleviate any job stress of the cashier, who was oddly curiously friendly tonight. One of the best parts was soft, delicious fluffy bread. I miss Urosh dearly, but I HATED HOW OFTEN HE WOULD SQUISH THE BREAD. In the two yeasr we lived together I never had a decent loaf make it past the dairy isle. Love you bud.

Holy wow awesome cow are dairy products RICH!!!