Sunday, January 08, 2006

Answers

What is a mallard's favorite kind of movie?
Duck-umentary

What's the world's smelliest fish?
The Stinkray

What's black white and blurry?
A zebra being chased by lions

Why don't cheetahs ever take baths?
They don't want to come out spotless

What's a bird's favorite fast food place?
Burger Wing

What kind of dog plays with Barbies?
A Doll-mation

What do cows like to read?
Cattle-logs

What do you get when you cross a skunk with a fairy?
Stinkerbell

What do butterflies sleep on?
Caterpillows

What do insects always take to the beach?
Their buggy-boards

Why should you never tell a secret to a pig?
Because it's going to squeal (My fav)

What does Santa say when he works in his garden?
Hoe Hoe Hoe (nice Luke!)

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