Guns and Hoes

Today was a good day, I didn't have to use my A. K. A.

Turns out I'm incredibly great at gun games, specifically

Duck Hunt

Hogan's Alley

and Medal of Honor Allied Assault

Who knew?! Not me, I almost never play video games and even less play killing games. It's unreal. In two player on the LAN or single, I do just fine and hold my own. I don't know what's going on. I don't usually play video games, and I don't use guns all that often, which all my roommates do frequently, but still I'm good. NICE.

Duck Hunt brings back so many memories. It's actually the very first game I played when we got a Nintendo. I remember I was so excited when I finally hit one and it fell to the ground dead and bloodie, followed by the dog picking it up with that joyous music...I love that. I hate it when that flea infested mutt squirts up and giggles at your defeat...cake eater. So when I finally hit that illustrious mallard at age 8 I threw my hands in the air as champion and tore then entire counsol right out of the tv. My Dad turned pail with fright. Fear not, all was well and I continued to play Duck Hunt until round 99 one night with a good friend. I learned tonight that Duck Hunt is an endless game with no victory in sight. I also learned that in the arcade version you could shoot the dog in the bonus round but that is impossible in the home version, damn he has it coming!