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What's the deal with Jack and Jill the nursery rhyme?!
I mean, who goes up a hill to fetch a pail of water?!?!?! Don't they know water is drained to the bottom of elevation until it reaches the water table or nearest creek? No one would even dig a well on the top of the hill...BOTTOM PEOPLE! This rhyme is a crock of pot, we are teaching our children lies, LIES I TELL YOU!! Mother Goose is full of shit.
This map thing is fun, but some people have stooped a little low. I think it's a bit of cheating, placing pictures of hotties and their names in order to attract new readers to their pathetic blog. Sac up and post some interesting material, buddy!
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You heard me, ladies.
There's actually a second verse to Jack and Jill - it provides some wonderfulmedical advice. It says that Jack went home to mend his crown "with vinegar and brown paper." Try that the next time you have a head injury!
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