Monday, January 30, 2006

Whimzical

I've had some crazy-o dreams the last couple nights...

#1) Elisabeth's dad called me on the phone to find out my intentions with his daughter. Apprently we had never met and he wanted to talk with me before Elisabeth ever saw me again. We spoke for a while on the phone and then he said, "OK, you sound nice. You can have my daughter for whatever it is you could possibly wish to do her. Have fun."

#2) I dreamt the other night that Luke shot himself. I actually dreampt it happening, not just that it happened, but it unfolded in my mind's eye. This happened while in Michigan and I felt the need to call him to find out, I didn't and with his comments below I'm betting he's not dead. (Unless there's internet in the after life!) I'm sure this would never happen, but it spooked me big time. Luke, don't kill youself with a gun or anything other method damnet!!!

#3) Last night was a long fun one though, it involved Paul Bunyan! I was the manager of a camp somewhere and we managing the forest area for timber to be sold in hopes that it would help pay the bills at the camp. As I was walking through the woods with my axe I ran into Babe the Big Blue Ox. I was shocked, then heard a loud wistle that shook the ground and watched as Babe ran away. Dodger and I, my dog, ran after him only to find Paul. There he was, standing with his red plaid shirt, blue suspenders and full beard weilding a house size axe. He challenged me to a cut off...who can cut the most trees in an hour. I told him the trees we were looking to harvest, those that would generate the most money with the least impact on the camp. He agreed and we went at it. He kicked my ass. I wasn't through the first tree when he finished the rest of camp. I did have fun though AND I got to ride on Babe. I took samples of their foot prints and hung the plaster castings in the lodge. everyone thought they were fake...but Dodger and I knew the truth.

7 Comments:

At Mon Jan 30, 11:39:00 AM 2006, Blogger Scratch said...

Dude, are you talking about me, or Michigan Luke?

 
At Mon Jan 30, 11:41:00 AM 2006, Blogger Scratch said...

Oh, I see. You call him after you woke up. You gotta specify, dawg.

 
At Mon Jan 30, 03:29:00 PM 2006, Blogger Shirring said...

Sorry, it was Ohio Luke...you're still alive, right?

 
At Mon Jan 30, 04:58:00 PM 2006, Blogger Scratch said...

It was me?! Damnit! I wouldn't do that, don't worry, man.

 
At Mon Jan 30, 06:30:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't do it luke - just shoot chris in the face instead - it will make you feel better.

 
At Mon Jan 30, 08:27:00 PM 2006, Blogger Scratch said...

I'll kill his face then steal his clustermap.

 
At Mon Jan 30, 09:45:00 PM 2006, Blogger Shirring said...

You wish!

 

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