New House

This is on the way to our new place, a goldfish farm!!!! I can't wait to stop sometime soon...

The exoskeleton. That's elisabeth there in the yellow along with our side of the house. Just to the right of my car there is an outdoor shed of ours. To the left of that is where elisabeth has decided to put the external tanning booth. Thank Goodness!

I know we look gross, but it was 95 out!

The office, I'm ahrd at work typing...

Ryan Kaluza's Room...

Yes, I'm coming out of the new closet...

I was relaxing in the new bedroom...

We have an internal stairway!! :)

and a halway...

Living room...

2nd floor bathroom, elisabeth is showering...

First floor bathroom #1/2

and here is the new kitchen, nice and big; plenty of room for a table and storage!

that's our backyard behind me, I was thirsty!

Cheez is F'ing EXPENSIVE

I started doing the grocery shopping today. I always had an afliction for grocery shopping...I'm sure my fathers deep hatered that developed after working in said industry for thirty five years influenced me a great deal, but still I never enjoyed it that much. I was thinking about it the other day how I used to relate going to church with grocery shopping...both as a youngster are incredibly boring with out a youth group to attend. All of that said, today I started the grocery shopping and I'm pretty sure it's going to be mine for a long time. I've become oddly ok with that rather quickly. I almost always have Mon or Tues off, so I could easily do it without a huge crowd. Today was fun. It turns out I move very slowly and read the hell out of everything. I'm pretty sure if I was with Elisabeth, she would have shot me for taking too long, but I really enjoyed my new pace...much MUCH less frantic of how I remember it. I had the most distinct pleasure of rediscovering jello. How the HELL I forgot about jello is beyond me, but I found it again today, I've been born again.

Then when I got to the check out line I had the VERY exciting task of arranging the items so they fit perfectly with each other into a solid block with every UPC label perfectly facing the scanner to alleviate any job stress of the cashier, who was oddly curiously friendly tonight. One of the best parts was soft, delicious fluffy bread. I miss Urosh dearly, but I HATED HOW OFTEN HE WOULD SQUISH THE BREAD. In the two yeasr we lived together I never had a decent loaf make it past the dairy isle. Love you bud.

Holy wow awesome cow are dairy products RICH!!!

Students with too much time on their hands

Mario Brothers Live

This is worth any amount of download time!

Gross Father

I've been playing a lot of disc golf lately and I recently found two discs. One I priced for $15 and another for $25, both without a name on the back. Ed found one last week with a name on it and called the guy. The guy offered Ed $10 for it, which he refused. Turns out that disc was $50!! So when I was pricing things I looked to see what the most expensive disc was. $210!!!!!!! As it turns out, it has in it the ashes from the father of disc golf. He wanted to "Fly forever!". Isn't that gross!?!? hahahahaha...it make me laugh out loud.

http://www.discgolfstore.com/home.php?cat=250&sort=price&sort_direction=1

The picture of that disc doesn't show up for me, but maybe for you guys it will. Here are some others.

Tire-sum

Yesterday I was driving home from work and a women lost her muffler and it hit my car SHREDDING my back wheel. So I got out and changed it, IN ONLY 13 MINUTES!!!!!! Yeah, I'm sweet. It was on 95 south, which is 70 miles per hour...it was a little scarey.

Today I was near a merry-go-round while at work. When the music stops playing but the go-round is still rounding it's very erie! Does anyone remember Erie, Indiana??? Great show, eh?!

The show The Office is wonderful, i'll miss it this summer. We just put a down payment on a new house this afternoon. Pictures soon. We're renting. It's in a nice little neighborhood in the middle of nowhere and about a half hour from each of our working establishments. We'll be fully moved on June 3. It has three bedrooms and 1 1/5 baths...very sheik.

I can't wait to see the new X-Men movie.

The other day I didn't shower for almost three days and Elisabeth got really grossed out and a little mad. I didn't go to work or even outside, I wrote music at my comp the entire time...but it was stinky I guess.

Yesterday I peeed in a new public toilet and it had WHITE water in the bowl...IT WAS SO EXCITING!!!! White, like milky! Reminded me of Singing in the Rain, do you know they had to add milk to the water so it could be seen on film? That's news from my grandmother...thank you and good night!

Congrats

Congratulations to Amanda for making the OU cheer squad!

Funny Photos

I'm not sure if I've posted this before or not, but I recently found it again and thought it was funny. Look real close in the pit.

Taken in Willoughby by a marching member...look closely at the writing on the window.

Ranger Rickie

What do penguins order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers
What do mice use to clean their teeth?
Mousewash
What do anglefish say when they meet each other?
Halo
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree
Where do blue jays like to shop?
Bird bath and beyond
What do you call an elephant in bed?
A heavy sleeper

Take Two, here is the next month's with the answers...scroll at your own risk....

Which dog makes the best cheerleader?

A pom-pomeranian

Whit kind of dogs like to play football?

Golden receivers

What kind of dog likes to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle

Which dog is always in a hurry?

A rushin' wolfhound

What's a small dogs favorite city?

New Yorkie

What did the dolmatian say after eating a tasty meal?

That really hit the spot

What are dog's favorite pizza toppings?

PUPperoni and MUTTzarella

R.I.P.

R.I.P.

Friend Tim's Blog

P.O.W.

Prisoner Of Water

Yesterday Elisabeth and I went frisbee golfing with a our frouple (our friends who are a couple, also.) Marie and Ed. Marie doesn't play, but Ed makes her come so he can rub his disc on her butt for goodluck, Marie also calls it "Frolfing"...I like it! There is this awesome water hazard with a huge pipe over it. Infact, that pipe is the only way to get from the tee to the hole, balance is key. Almost every other time a disc of mine or Elisabeth's ends up in the water. Usually we can fetch it out with a stick, yesterday was not so lucky. I couldn't reach my disc to save my life, so I went in. The only problem with this is that the water is the run off from the solid waste treatment plant. The plant is a good distance off, and any time water is drained into an environment it is treated, but none-the-less it is stanky! I did not care, I needed that disc, I couldn't leave a man behind. I couldn't leave my soldier as a P.O.W. So I hunkered down and tried to get it, I couldn't reach it even in the water. So now I was covered in sewage AND empty handed. It so was heartbreaking.

Today was a new day I had to retreat to find my fallen man. We went back to the site of the disaster and the dust had settled, I COULD SEE MY GUY! I rolled up the shorts I jumped in, saving his life and my spirit! Just thought you would like to know.