Professor of Plain

Once while at Hocking I went to a party a friend's place, Gail's, and her boyfriend told me I was the most unremarkable forgettable person he had ever met. He told me I had no rememorable qualities and that I was the MOST FORGEtTABLE PERSON EVER. I've been called a lot of things through my life, but never forgettable. Nothing personal ever came of this and we enjoy each others company, but that has always stuck with me. It makes me laugh. Most of the time I'm told I'm very abrasive, rude, loud, funny or understanding, but never forgettable. Today it was reassured that Dave S. was correct! I walked into my meeting with my senior seminar prof and she started yelling at me. She began with, "Get the hell out of here!! I already told you last week I have two students left." I responded with, "Can I just use the computer like last week?" "No, I have two students left!!!" "You have two students until me?" "Oh, you are in my class" The guy sitting with her, "Yeah, that is Chris. You forget he exists every class and always question his name." "Oh yeah, sorry. I thought you were the other guy that always interrupts me. Have a seat, sorry, you just seem so forgettable." "Fake laughter, no worries."

Turns out Dave was right! She always forgets me and has to ask who I am. She calls every other guy in the class my name when calling on them. It's funny b/c she knows I exist, but can't remember who I am. Ha!

So I Donkey Punched her in the back of the neck so she wouldn't forget my face...BITCH!

(If you don't know what a Donkey Punch is, look it up in the degenerate's dictionary or ask BENAL)