Thursday, February 02, 2006

I'm Not Going To Lie To You

You are my friends, you are my blogging community. So I wiil not lie here. Currently I am drunk and my window is open only about four inches, but I really wish it were open more like 15, MAYBE 16 inches. I keep looking at it. Staring, hoping it opens. Then I thought about Burberry AGAIN. What is wrong with me?!1 Then I started imagining a jack, like a car jack, something that pushes up another thing. I keep imagining this jack, not my cousin jack, but a like a car jakc pushing up my window to 15 or MAYEB 16 inches. If only. Rosanne Bar is on Jay, UGO! Ask Nic what that means.

4 Comments:

At Fri Feb 03, 06:40:00 AM 2006, Blogger Scratch said...

Only one spelling error? Not to shabby.

 
At Fri Feb 03, 08:31:00 AM 2006, Blogger Scratch said...

Shirring (12:03:53 AM): i have two hits from austraila, and you have ZERO~~~~@!

Auto response from Scratch LS (12:03:53 AM): Not at work!

Shirring (12:03:54 AM): love you

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You are mocking me while you are drunk! Jerk!

 
At Fri Feb 03, 06:26:00 PM 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should have seen the messages I got - it was just a string of letters that sort of seemed to make a few words. Must be more concerned about the blog.

 
At Fri Feb 03, 09:18:00 PM 2006, Blogger Scratch said...

Haha

 

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