Shirring's Blog: Uriniation

Sunday, February 05, 2006

I love to pee outside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At Sun Feb 05, 09:23:00 AM 2006, Scratch said...: You are an alcoholic, my friend.
At Mon Feb 06, 12:03:00 AM 2006, Scratch said...: I think that's 3 drunk posts in a row!
At Mon Feb 06, 09:59:00 AM 2006, Shirring said...: No, only one! "I'm not going to lie to you" was drunken, no others. Truth is, I really do enjoy peeing outside, always have. Ask my mother. We used to go to my cousins house in Kirtland and swim. The best part was, I would get wet and my aunt would no longer let me pee in the house, outside it was. This is when I learned my love for peeing outside. I would jump in the pool and directly get out and have to pee, only to be pointed to the woods, at which point I would pee and the dog would come over and pee too. Great fun.

Turns out, though, peeing outside does not out weigh the crappiness of peeing with cold hands. Cold hands are much worse.